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[voidportrait]

k lemme see if i got this straight here
magiks happened and now im stuck in this rad pokeworld w this chill dude whos gonna grow big and strong and help me win lots of stuff rite?
or i gotta find him a sweet gal and get some eggs and cash flowin in
sounds p sweet either way tbh
like a girl cant complain when shes taken from the clutches of seahitler megabitch and thrown into a magical friendship adventure time
but ya know the whole no way back thing is gonna be a problem
got some friends i kinda have to get back to
somewhere
idk what happened to any of them actually :(
or if i was gonna get to see them anytime soon if i didnt get the space egg thingy
any chances you guysve seen some cool kids around named jane jake or dirk cause thatd be awesome and solve a few problems right there
and i guess jade too if shes not all evil and growly
i think shed be pretty chill without the whole xtra terrestrial mind control thing
neway names roxy or you can just call me ro-lal whatevs works for you
this whole thing seems pretty straight forward even for a n00b
i just follow this road to the next place right?
totes diggin the tunes btw
nothing like an adventure with its own bgm

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text; she's experiencing about twenty feels all at once ok this icon is appropriate

[healium]

You have no idea how long I've been waiting to see this color text blind me over the network.

Oh my god you are the latest of the lates
and I have missed you so much
and you are turning and getting on the damn ferry
so I can throw myself at you
the moment you walk into Kanto.

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[voidportrait]

omg janey chill
sorry im late :(
even if idk how i got here
srsly though whats goin on?
i mean sides from the obvious whole pokeventure thing
are jake and distri around too?

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[healium]

I can't chill!
This is the first time I've seen you in months!
Older alternate universe you is just not quite you.

They were here,
then they left a few months ago.
I've been traveling the regions with Poppop and his friends since.

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[voidportrait]

months?
fuck
how long you been in this place anyway?

headin to get my butt on the ferry now so don't sweat it you'll have me around in no time
in the mean time ur gonna have some explainin to do
your poppop and alternate universe me sounds like good places to start

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[healium]

You were here when I first arrived,
but just about as soon as we got to meet up,
you were gone.
I've been here since November.

Well, Poppop's actual name is John.
You know, the stuffed man down in my living room?
He's our age here!
Then alternate universe you is Rose's mother.
Alternate universe Dirk is here too, hoo hoo
and he goes by the name Bro, so don't call him Dirk?
For some reason, he doesn't like to be called by his real name.

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[babel_hacker]

[Wow, the texting style kind of reminds him of Aradia.]

If you're worried about your friends, they'll be fine. Whenever you return to your world, it's as if you never left. Like being plucked out from your place in time and then being dropped back into place.

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[voidportrait]

shit srsly?
wow
thats kinda like super convenient
so this place is like some sorta weird transdimensional vacation getaway or somethin?

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[babel_hacker]

Yep. People went home and returned before. One of my friends can confirmed it for me.

[Since Atsuro haven't went home, yet.]

I guess you could say that. Other than Rocket troubles and the odd disasters, this place isn't all that bad.

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[voidportrait]

see now you got me second guessin the whole super awesome vacation thing
troubles and odd disasters sound kinda serious
they happen around here often?

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[matini]

[Oh, yes, good, it's her tiny alternate universe self! Hopefully, she'll get along with Roxy better than Bro and Dirk did.]

Jane's here, but sadly Jake and Dirk aren't.
You could follow the path to the next town or you could take the ferry to the Kanto region.
It depends on which gym series you wish to start with first, if you're planning on earning badges and Hidden Moves.

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[voidportrait]

yeah, she told me :(
lookin like i'm headin to kanto to meet up with janey cause obvsly i gotta stick with my bff

but earning badges sounds p legit and lil guy looks like he could kick some srs butt
but man this totally blows
just one lousy ticket takes up like two thirds of the cash they gave me
what a rip off

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[matini]

Naturally!
Do you know if you're a Trainer or a Breeder?

Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
More than a few of us wouldn't mind helping you financially until you start earning a substantial amount yourself.
I would be included in this contribution.
Goodness knows I've been here long enough to have a small fortune.

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[voidportrait]

breeder but i'm gonna go for some badges 2 just 4 braggin rights

a small fortune sounds p damn good right now
i hate havin to bum off people but look at this lil dude

[She switches it over to video to show off her Totodile who seems pretty proud to pose in a the eye mask Roxy gave him to wear.]

He's got a totes awesome mask cause he looks better in it than I do, and he needs a hood or a hat or somethin' and a scarf to go with it. Maybe a cape, idk. But he's gonna kick ass an' look good doin' it.

[Because clearly accessorizing Toto is a higher concern than food and shelter.]

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[eclectictype]

i promise i am not being evil and growly werewolf jade really!!! :(
i came from before that, i think...i was greeting jake and jane (and asking where his pants were o_o)
so you are rose and daves teen ectomom!
it is soooo cool to meet you, and i am sure that rose and dave will be happy to see you too :D
though your guardian self is here too
you can be twins!

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[voidportrait]

its ok i believe you cool jade
u don't seem all that growly to me right now so i think youre from before the seabitch got her slimy fishy hands on you
but yeah totes lookin forward to meetin everyone here and chill while were on pokevaca

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[voidportrait]

...wait
what was jake doin around jane w/o pants on

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[eclectictype]

oops um

[Oh wow, right, giving Roxy context might be a good idea here.]

the page god tier apparently does not have pants in its costume so
he was not wearing pants
just a golden speedo

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[voidportrait]

it's totes unfair u guys got to see jake in a gold speedo

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[ghostytrainer]

well it looks like jane already got a hold of you so i'm sure she's told you about the others by now.
and probably answered a lot of your questions already.
but you are right, jade is pretty awesome when she is not evil and growly.
not that i really have any clue what you are talking about with regards to that but you aren't the first one to mention it so i am going to chalk it up to "weird future bullshit" and call it a day.
(though she can sometimes get pretty growly even when she's not mind controlled, hehehe. :P)
((don't tell her i said that.))
but she's great and it looks like she's already talking to you too so i will just let you come to this conclusion on your own naturally through the course of your conversation.

so after all that: hello roxy and welcome to johto!
my name is john, i am jane's alternate universe teen poppop/ectoson.
you probably don't remember it since you were technically asleep and also your dreamself, but we met once before.
you kicked me in the face.
but don't worry, i am not holding it against you, i mean you seem pretty cool and all. :P

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[voidportrait]

weird future bullshit about sums it up yea
and yup i knew i was right about her bein cool without the whole batterwitch mind control crap
((fyi, if she reads this i ain't gonna be the one to bail your butt out from her growls ;3))

that whole dreamwalkin bs was like five months ago for me
rly startin to miss those days when shit wasnt getting so out of hand
like they sucked at the time but ain't so bad in comparison now
but whatevs this place is an awesome pokevaca where that shit dont matter so no point dwellin on it
nice to meet u for reals
heard from janey that u got urself engaged already
man u guys move fast
congrats!

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[ghostytrainer]

the batterwitch ruins everything.
i tried to tell them this for years. YEARS.
nobody ever listened. just "yeah ok sure, john whatever hahaha betty crocker is evil. whatever you say!"
and lo and behold... who was right? egbert was right.
(i won't ask you to, don't worry i am good at avoiding the growls.)

it was... fuck like a year ago for me? but also only a month.
it's complicated. more timey wimey bullshit that makes no sense.
this place is very awesome though, yes. hopefully this time you will stay with us a little longer than you did the first time.
because i have been wanting to meet you for a while now.
thanks.
but for the record, that was kind of an accident on my part.
the proposal, i mean.
or well... ok not the proposal itself because rose is great and i would have done it eventually ANYWAY but the timing was
uh
not when it should have been.
because even i can admit that proposing at thirteen is kind of ridiculous. not that i was thinking that at the time because pokemon love songs are dangerous and tricky things.
but it worked out ok and it's not like we will actually be getting married for a few years ANYWAY so...
uh yeah, thanks.
again.

[Flustered rambling is go, good job Roxy. You are as skilled at this as your alternate universe adult self is.]

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[voidportrait]

omg IKR? me too!
i tried to tell janey she was evil 4EVER and she never believed me :(
u were totes right, way to call that seabitch on her shit
i mean i knew cause the whole her destroyin all humans and floodin earth b4 i showed up but u didnt even have that to go off of
u got some fuckin LEGIT SHARP instincts there

i hope i get to stay a while this place seems p awesome so far
i'm gonna be the best breeder EVER and show off my babes in cool outfits
got toto started already by lettin him have my god tier mask and he looks badass in it
also wow omg you are just super fuckin ADORABLE
its cool bro u don't gotta explain urself but that's rly cute

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[used_friendship]

...Oi, how do you guys get the coloured words like that?

[That's what is important, right?]

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[voidportrait]

[Well, since it's a video it's only polite to respond in video in turn. Roxy's just sitting with her Totodile in her lap and her chin resting in her palm.]

It ain't that hard. Just gotta dick around with the settings a bit to get them offa the default.

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[believeit]

...Dick around? What?