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k lemme see if i got this straight here
magiks happened and now im stuck in this rad pokeworld w this chill dude whos gonna grow big and strong and help me win lots of stuff rite?
or i gotta find him a sweet gal and get some eggs and cash flowin in
sounds p sweet either way tbh
like a girl cant complain when shes taken from the clutches of seahitler megabitch and thrown into a magical friendship adventure time
but ya know the whole no way back thing is gonna be a problem
got some friends i kinda have to get back to
somewhere
idk what happened to any of them actually :(
or if i was gonna get to see them anytime soon if i didnt get the space egg thingy
any chances you guysve seen some cool kids around named jane jake or dirk cause thatd be awesome and solve a few problems right there
and i guess jade too if shes not all evil and growly
i think shed be pretty chill without the whole xtra terrestrial mind control thing
neway names roxy or you can just call me ro-lal whatevs works for you
this whole thing seems pretty straight forward even for a n00b
i just follow this road to the next place right?
totes diggin the tunes btw
nothing like an adventure with its own bgm

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the batterwitch ruins everything.
i tried to tell them this for years. YEARS.
nobody ever listened. just "yeah ok sure, john whatever hahaha betty crocker is evil. whatever you say!"
and lo and behold... who was right? egbert was right.
(i won't ask you to, don't worry i am good at avoiding the growls.)

it was... fuck like a year ago for me? but also only a month.
it's complicated. more timey wimey bullshit that makes no sense.
this place is very awesome though, yes. hopefully this time you will stay with us a little longer than you did the first time.
because i have been wanting to meet you for a while now.
thanks.
but for the record, that was kind of an accident on my part.
the proposal, i mean.
or well... ok not the proposal itself because rose is great and i would have done it eventually ANYWAY but the timing was
uh
not when it should have been.
because even i can admit that proposing at thirteen is kind of ridiculous. not that i was thinking that at the time because pokemon love songs are dangerous and tricky things.
but it worked out ok and it's not like we will actually be getting married for a few years ANYWAY so...
uh yeah, thanks.
again.

[Flustered rambling is go, good job Roxy. You are as skilled at this as your alternate universe adult self is.]

omg IKR? me too!
i tried to tell janey she was evil 4EVER and she never believed me :(
u were totes right, way to call that seabitch on her shit
i mean i knew cause the whole her destroyin all humans and floodin earth b4 i showed up but u didnt even have that to go off of
u got some fuckin LEGIT SHARP instincts there

i hope i get to stay a while this place seems p awesome so far
i'm gonna be the best breeder EVER and show off my babes in cool outfits
got toto started already by lettin him have my god tier mask and he looks badass in it
also wow omg you are just super fuckin ADORABLE
its cool bro u don't gotta explain urself but that's rly cute

hehe, for real? sweet.
see i knew you and i would get along. maybe it is just more of my sharp instincts at work. :P
no ok, that's a lie i don't actually have sharp instincts and i can't let you run away with a false impression.
i just have my moments sometimes, i guess.
i guess i can't really blame jane though, i mean what with her being the heiress to the company.

i guess breeding must be a lalonde thing. both rose and her mom are breeders too, haha.
rose would probably be happy to help you on both fronts, actually. she knits lots of stuff for our pokemon.
it's really cute.
your god tier outfit came with a mask? that's awesome, what class is that even?
sorry about that though i guess it's just kind of habit to try and explain.
because usually people think that's kind of weird like holy crap you're sixteen? aren't you a little young for that?
yes, probably but we're happy so kindly shut your hole.
anyway yeah. thanks again i... guess?

[Are you supposed to thank someone for calling you adorable...]

nooo come on u were on a roll don't give up now!
u got super sharp instincts but u don't even realize it
don't be modest or sell urself short here
believe in the me who believes in you

but shit, srsly?
guess that means i'm gonna be awesome at it if it's a runnin theme goin on here
and i would LOVE a cute little knit scarf for toto
probs blue to go with his color and the mask check us out

[Thanking someone for calling you adorable is a totally normal reaction, at least Roxy thinks so. And she also thinks Toto is pretty damned adorable too and deserves to be shown off. She switches it over to video to show the Totodile posing wearing her mask and then the image shifts as he jumps up and takes the gear from her. There's more jostling and an image of the ground as he runs back a few feet before shifting the view on Roxy to get in her entire outfit. She's pretty damned proud of her sweet god tier threads.]

Rogue of Void! Apparently it means some weird thingy like I can steal from the nothingness of an idea, but that's bs details that don't matter here. The outfit's pretty rad though.

[John switches over to video to match. Unfortunately, he does not have his sweet god tier duds, but rather a simpler outfit consisting of a black t-shirt with a Haunter on the front and a pair of khaki shorts. Because even though his body skipped a year to match his canon updated self, for some reason his clothes were not included in that fun little adventure. (which made waking up in too-small clothes all KINDS of fun, let him tell you)]

[And, much like Jane said, it's pretty obvious who John's ectodad is. Though John is likely considerably paler having spent most of his life indoors as opposed to on a tropical island.]

It is pretty rad! Both of you, actually. Man, I swear every new god tier outfit I see makes mine look like total Snoresville. Except as far as hoods are concerned because, frankly, no other class can beat the heir hoods. They are pretty much awesome and if i could show you I would but I can't.

Blue is totally the best color though, you absolutely cannot go wrong with a blue scarf whether or not it matches the awesome mask. Hehehe.

[Jane had warned her and she had some idea that they all looked at least a little alike cause of the whole ectorelations thing, but actually seeing just how much John looks like Jake throws her off for a few seconds and the momentary surprise is obvious.]

Holy shit, she wasn't jokin' when she mentioned how much you look like him. Like, this goes beyond "a lot alike" and down into the territory of "long lost twin."

[It's pretty cool in her opinion.]

And idk, I think Jade's hood was pretty sweet and it'd be hard to beat that. But it's not fair to make a comparison till I get to see it so I'll withhold judgement on that. Gonna have to disagree with you though, 'cause while blue's awesome you just can't beat pink and purple. They make the absolute BEST scarves.

Ahaha, Jake you mean? Yeaahhhh... true story: even I did a double take when he first showed up here. I mean, it very quickly became obvious that he wasn't some kind of weird offshoot me or something but yeah, it's pretty obvious which one of them I take after more in the looks department.

[Personality... that's more of a strange blend.]

Her double tails? Yeah, they were pretty sweet too but can you use those as a jump rope, I ask you? The answer is no, you can't. We will have to agree to disagree on colors though I will admit that purple is a pretty rad color too, in certain shades. Hehehe.

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