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[voidportrait]

k lemme see if i got this straight here
magiks happened and now im stuck in this rad pokeworld w this chill dude whos gonna grow big and strong and help me win lots of stuff rite?
or i gotta find him a sweet gal and get some eggs and cash flowin in
sounds p sweet either way tbh
like a girl cant complain when shes taken from the clutches of seahitler megabitch and thrown into a magical friendship adventure time
but ya know the whole no way back thing is gonna be a problem
got some friends i kinda have to get back to
somewhere
idk what happened to any of them actually :(
or if i was gonna get to see them anytime soon if i didnt get the space egg thingy
any chances you guysve seen some cool kids around named jane jake or dirk cause thatd be awesome and solve a few problems right there
and i guess jade too if shes not all evil and growly
i think shed be pretty chill without the whole xtra terrestrial mind control thing
neway names roxy or you can just call me ro-lal whatevs works for you
this whole thing seems pretty straight forward even for a n00b
i just follow this road to the next place right?
totes diggin the tunes btw
nothing like an adventure with its own bgm

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[babel_hacker]

Not that often. I say about once every couple of months? Team Rocket's been pretty quiet for a while, so I don't know when they do something big again.

Most of the disasters seemed to be related to upset Pokemon, mostly legendaries (who are powerful enough to affect the environment and weather).

But since they're not that often, they tend to surprised us when they pop up.

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[voidportrait]

guess it ain't so bad then
unless my lucks just that shitty rn and the whole hasnt happened in a while thing's about to break just cause i got here
heres hopin bein bored out of my mind on a boats the worst thing i gotta worry about for a while

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[babel_hacker]

Well, it has been a while. Our last craziness was last month, so maybe you get this month off?

Or something could happen later and you're kinda warned about what this place can throw at you.