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k lemme see if i got this straight here
magiks happened and now im stuck in this rad pokeworld w this chill dude whos gonna grow big and strong and help me win lots of stuff rite?
or i gotta find him a sweet gal and get some eggs and cash flowin in
sounds p sweet either way tbh
like a girl cant complain when shes taken from the clutches of seahitler megabitch and thrown into a magical friendship adventure time
but ya know the whole no way back thing is gonna be a problem
got some friends i kinda have to get back to
somewhere
idk what happened to any of them actually :(
or if i was gonna get to see them anytime soon if i didnt get the space egg thingy
any chances you guysve seen some cool kids around named jane jake or dirk cause thatd be awesome and solve a few problems right there
and i guess jade too if shes not all evil and growly
i think shed be pretty chill without the whole xtra terrestrial mind control thing
neway names roxy or you can just call me ro-lal whatevs works for you
this whole thing seems pretty straight forward even for a n00b
i just follow this road to the next place right?
totes diggin the tunes btw
nothing like an adventure with its own bgm

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Ughhhh!!!!!

Also the hilarious bit??
Poppop looks a lot like Jake.
Just with my eyes.
It's just.

[A what could have been.]

he explained the ectorelations at a point.
Himself and Jade are a result of myself and Jake,
and Rose and Dave are a result of you and Dirk.

It's the somewhat opposite for us.

idk if thats hilarious or awkward as fuck
about ur poppop i mean
i kinda had a feelin about the other stuff

Also, Poppop - John is dating Rose.
They're engaged even.

Hoo hoo, well
Dave reminds me a lot of you
and Rose reminds me a lot of Dirk.

omg thats so cute
hey if ur around them b4 u come get me tell them i said congrats

itd be p sweet to get to meet and hang out w/ everyone sometime

Haha alright, I will.
I'm sure you'll get the chance to tell them so yourself though!

Well, we'll work our way up from there, won't we?
You probably want to get badges,
or are you a breeder?
I've got quite a handful of badges myself, hoo hoo!

looks like im a breeder
but i can still get badges 2 rite?
make a totes awesome team with the best lil dude eva leadin the show

[And just to show off, she switches it over to video to show her Totodile who's striking a pose wearing her rogue mask.]

Ain't he totes cool?

He's adorable, hoo hoo! Yeah, you can still get badges, but you only need the HMs really that they hand out.

[Giggling gently, Jane waves since she knows the feed is on and up on her shoulder is Sebby. Fixing his shades, the Buneary tries to puff his chest up a little to look 'cooler'.]

Naturally!
Do you know if you're a Trainer or a Breeder?

Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
More than a few of us wouldn't mind helping you financially until you start earning a substantial amount yourself.
I would be included in this contribution.
Goodness knows I've been here long enough to have a small fortune.

breeder but i'm gonna go for some badges 2 just 4 braggin rights

a small fortune sounds p damn good right now
i hate havin to bum off people but look at this lil dude

[She switches it over to video to show off her Totodile who seems pretty proud to pose in a the eye mask Roxy gave him to wear.]

He's got a totes awesome mask cause he looks better in it than I do, and he needs a hood or a hat or somethin' and a scarf to go with it. Maybe a cape, idk. But he's gonna kick ass an' look good doin' it.

[Because clearly accessorizing Toto is a higher concern than food and shelter.]

Omg, he's so cute!

[That bunny is absolutely adorable in his little Strider shades and reminds her of Lil' Seb, only cuter and fluffier and she just wants to hug the shit out of him.]

oops um

[Oh wow, right, giving Roxy context might be a good idea here.]

the page god tier apparently does not have pants in its costume so
he was not wearing pants
just a golden speedo

it's totes unfair u guys got to see jake in a gold speedo

well heck i did not WANT to see it :\
he is my post-scratch teen ectodadgrandpa!
i wish i had the time to tell him that you can change aspects of your god tier costume before i was brought here
he did not seem fond of the golden speedo idea either

hopefully he never finds out
but srsly you can change it? neat
but mines p badass so i dont think ill alter it
tho idk if thats even a thing i can do here
probs not
so its just some sweet threads right now

well it looks like jane already got a hold of you so i'm sure she's told you about the others by now.
and probably answered a lot of your questions already.
but you are right, jade is pretty awesome when she is not evil and growly.
not that i really have any clue what you are talking about with regards to that but you aren't the first one to mention it so i am going to chalk it up to "weird future bullshit" and call it a day.
(though she can sometimes get pretty growly even when she's not mind controlled, hehehe. :P)
((don't tell her i said that.))
but she's great and it looks like she's already talking to you too so i will just let you come to this conclusion on your own naturally through the course of your conversation.

so after all that: hello roxy and welcome to johto!
my name is john, i am jane's alternate universe teen poppop/ectoson.
you probably don't remember it since you were technically asleep and also your dreamself, but we met once before.
you kicked me in the face.
but don't worry, i am not holding it against you, i mean you seem pretty cool and all. :P

Oh, this is Sebby! I thought he was lil Seb when I got here, but he liked the name enough! Hoo hoo hoo, he has always had those shades even.

[Sebby? Is flicking his ears and looking pleased with being called cute, a rare thing to accept.]

weird future bullshit about sums it up yea
and yup i knew i was right about her bein cool without the whole batterwitch mind control crap
((fyi, if she reads this i ain't gonna be the one to bail your butt out from her growls ;3))

that whole dreamwalkin bs was like five months ago for me
rly startin to miss those days when shit wasnt getting so out of hand
like they sucked at the time but ain't so bad in comparison now
but whatevs this place is an awesome pokevaca where that shit dont matter so no point dwellin on it
nice to meet u for reals
heard from janey that u got urself engaged already
man u guys move fast
congrats!

the batterwitch ruins everything.
i tried to tell them this for years. YEARS.
nobody ever listened. just "yeah ok sure, john whatever hahaha betty crocker is evil. whatever you say!"
and lo and behold... who was right? egbert was right.
(i won't ask you to, don't worry i am good at avoiding the growls.)

it was... fuck like a year ago for me? but also only a month.
it's complicated. more timey wimey bullshit that makes no sense.
this place is very awesome though, yes. hopefully this time you will stay with us a little longer than you did the first time.
because i have been wanting to meet you for a while now.
thanks.
but for the record, that was kind of an accident on my part.
the proposal, i mean.
or well... ok not the proposal itself because rose is great and i would have done it eventually ANYWAY but the timing was
uh
not when it should have been.
because even i can admit that proposing at thirteen is kind of ridiculous. not that i was thinking that at the time because pokemon love songs are dangerous and tricky things.
but it worked out ok and it's not like we will actually be getting married for a few years ANYWAY so...
uh yeah, thanks.
again.

[Flustered rambling is go, good job Roxy. You are as skilled at this as your alternate universe adult self is.]

omg IKR? me too!
i tried to tell janey she was evil 4EVER and she never believed me :(
u were totes right, way to call that seabitch on her shit
i mean i knew cause the whole her destroyin all humans and floodin earth b4 i showed up but u didnt even have that to go off of
u got some fuckin LEGIT SHARP instincts there

i hope i get to stay a while this place seems p awesome so far
i'm gonna be the best breeder EVER and show off my babes in cool outfits
got toto started already by lettin him have my god tier mask and he looks badass in it
also wow omg you are just super fuckin ADORABLE
its cool bro u don't gotta explain urself but that's rly cute

hehe, for real? sweet.
see i knew you and i would get along. maybe it is just more of my sharp instincts at work. :P
no ok, that's a lie i don't actually have sharp instincts and i can't let you run away with a false impression.
i just have my moments sometimes, i guess.
i guess i can't really blame jane though, i mean what with her being the heiress to the company.

i guess breeding must be a lalonde thing. both rose and her mom are breeders too, haha.
rose would probably be happy to help you on both fronts, actually. she knits lots of stuff for our pokemon.
it's really cute.
your god tier outfit came with a mask? that's awesome, what class is that even?
sorry about that though i guess it's just kind of habit to try and explain.
because usually people think that's kind of weird like holy crap you're sixteen? aren't you a little young for that?
yes, probably but we're happy so kindly shut your hole.
anyway yeah. thanks again i... guess?

[Are you supposed to thank someone for calling you adorable...]

nooo come on u were on a roll don't give up now!
u got super sharp instincts but u don't even realize it
don't be modest or sell urself short here
believe in the me who believes in you

but shit, srsly?
guess that means i'm gonna be awesome at it if it's a runnin theme goin on here
and i would LOVE a cute little knit scarf for toto
probs blue to go with his color and the mask check us out

[Thanking someone for calling you adorable is a totally normal reaction, at least Roxy thinks so. And she also thinks Toto is pretty damned adorable too and deserves to be shown off. She switches it over to video to show the Totodile posing wearing her mask and then the image shifts as he jumps up and takes the gear from her. There's more jostling and an image of the ground as he runs back a few feet before shifting the view on Roxy to get in her entire outfit. She's pretty damned proud of her sweet god tier threads.]

Rogue of Void! Apparently it means some weird thingy like I can steal from the nothingness of an idea, but that's bs details that don't matter here. The outfit's pretty rad though.

Oh, excellent!
I'm doing the exact same thing.

[Oh no he's cute. Mom hesitates for a moment before shrugging and say hi, Roxy.]

Rose might be able to knit him a scarf, but you might want to wait until he reaches his full size. It's a bit difficult to re-size Totodile-sized clothes to fit a Feraligatr.

[Wow, she did not see that one coming. But in retrospect, she knows she probably should have. It only takes a few seconds for her surprised expression to turn into an excited grin because hot damn.]

Damn, you're a sexy lady. Good to know I've got somethin' to look forward to. Not like I was really doubtin' it in the first place but ya know. And yeah, guess I forgot these lil' guys can get big pretty fast. But it'd still be nice to give him somethin' to wear in the meantime, and then when he outgrows them I can just fit them on a smaller one so they don't go to waste.

[John switches over to video to match. Unfortunately, he does not have his sweet god tier duds, but rather a simpler outfit consisting of a black t-shirt with a Haunter on the front and a pair of khaki shorts. Because even though his body skipped a year to match his canon updated self, for some reason his clothes were not included in that fun little adventure. (which made waking up in too-small clothes all KINDS of fun, let him tell you)]

[And, much like Jane said, it's pretty obvious who John's ectodad is. Though John is likely considerably paler having spent most of his life indoors as opposed to on a tropical island.]

It is pretty rad! Both of you, actually. Man, I swear every new god tier outfit I see makes mine look like total Snoresville. Except as far as hoods are concerned because, frankly, no other class can beat the heir hoods. They are pretty much awesome and if i could show you I would but I can't.

Blue is totally the best color though, you absolutely cannot go wrong with a blue scarf whether or not it matches the awesome mask. Hehehe.

[Jane had warned her and she had some idea that they all looked at least a little alike cause of the whole ectorelations thing, but actually seeing just how much John looks like Jake throws her off for a few seconds and the momentary surprise is obvious.]

Holy shit, she wasn't jokin' when she mentioned how much you look like him. Like, this goes beyond "a lot alike" and down into the territory of "long lost twin."

[It's pretty cool in her opinion.]

And idk, I think Jade's hood was pretty sweet and it'd be hard to beat that. But it's not fair to make a comparison till I get to see it so I'll withhold judgement on that. Gonna have to disagree with you though, 'cause while blue's awesome you just can't beat pink and purple. They make the absolute BEST scarves.

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