[Oh, shit. Is she gonna let that stop her?]

So, that's a "yep I'm a total hottie cause I got the best possible genes anyone could ask for"

[Because of course if he's Dave that means he's got her genes in him too, so obviously there's no possible way he'd be anything other than absolutely drop dead gorgeous. A little teasing never hurt anyone.]

Nice to finally meet you. Did you get to hang with Dirk when he was around?